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1. When you know you're going to miss an episode of your favourite show, pre record it on sky plus
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An electrically-charged condom, powered by a battery.
Theresa? I heard her cooteris so loose, she needs a Voltron Nightgown just to get..
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To masturbate
Well I gotta go read grandma a bedtime story.
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To masturbate while eating out old women-also known as playing Counter..
