What is Shumay?
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Ron Jeremy look-a-like coffee mogul with a proclivity for shagging skinny chicks (although any victim will do after seven or eight beers/11 p.m.) and a loud obnoxious laugh. Known to show up for "work" after 11 a.m. regardless of hang-over.
"Did you see that guy in the sailboat? I would love to shag him after I turn 17 and kick bulimia; he is a total Shumay!"
Random Words:
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a saluting guy. can be used to acknowledge to something/someone.
<guyone> call me back at 6 o'clock!
<guytwo> <o
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When you get into your vehicle and you sit on one or both of your nuts, thereby smashing them with intense pain.
Man, I got into my car..
