What is Shumay?
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Ron Jeremy look-a-like coffee mogul with a proclivity for shagging skinny chicks (although any victim will do after seven or eight beers/11 p.m.) and a loud obnoxious laugh. Known to show up for "work" after 11 a.m. regardless of hang-over.
"Did you see that guy in the sailboat? I would love to shag him after I turn 17 and kick bulimia; he is a total Shumay!"
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a belly button (the little thing in the middle of your belly which isnt actually a button therefore it should be changed.)
"I want..
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A fart whose odor follows you in a vapor trail.
I turned real fast to break the tail of my Haley's Comet so the fart would not fol..
