What is Shumay?
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Ron Jeremy look-a-like coffee mogul with a proclivity for shagging skinny chicks (although any victim will do after seven or eight beers/11 p.m.) and a loud obnoxious laugh. Known to show up for "work" after 11 a.m. regardless of hang-over.
"Did you see that guy in the sailboat? I would love to shag him after I turn 17 and kick bulimia; he is a total Shumay!"
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The act of being falsely emotional. I.E. being over dramatic or putting up a mask of emotions.
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A person or persons who have been marooned on a deserted island but find themselves in a pleasant situation.
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