What is Shumay?
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Ron Jeremy look-a-like coffee mogul with a proclivity for shagging skinny chicks (although any victim will do after seven or eight beers/11 p.m.) and a loud obnoxious laugh. Known to show up for "work" after 11 a.m. regardless of hang-over.
"Did you see that guy in the sailboat? I would love to shag him after I turn 17 and kick bulimia; he is a total Shumay!"
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1. The most amazing thing you can imagine to the power of infinity
2. The only one that can kill chuck norris
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If it doesn't have snakes, it needs them. Period.
Most effectively exclaimed during a movie at a packed theatre.
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