What is Shumay?
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Ron Jeremy look-a-like coffee mogul with a proclivity for shagging skinny chicks (although any victim will do after seven or eight beers/11 p.m.) and a loud obnoxious laugh. Known to show up for "work" after 11 a.m. regardless of hang-over.
"Did you see that guy in the sailboat? I would love to shag him after I turn 17 and kick bulimia; he is a total Shumay!"
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