What is Shumay?
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Ron Jeremy look-a-like coffee mogul with a proclivity for shagging skinny chicks (although any victim will do after seven or eight beers/11 p.m.) and a loud obnoxious laugh. Known to show up for "work" after 11 a.m. regardless of hang-over.
"Did you see that guy in the sailboat? I would love to shag him after I turn 17 and kick bulimia; he is a total Shumay!"
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A guy with a beer gut who walks around with it bulging out of encrusted towel, who also sports a long toilet-blonde mane of hair, which ..
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When girls wear extremely short shorts (or Daisy Dukes) and their ass cheeks peek out.
They don't stick out, ..they peek out (peek..
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1. The study of cool people. :D
2. If something is "urgonemtry" its really cool!
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A lot of people wish they were as urg..
