What is Shumay?
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Ron Jeremy look-a-like coffee mogul with a proclivity for shagging skinny chicks (although any victim will do after seven or eight beers/11 p.m.) and a loud obnoxious laugh. Known to show up for "work" after 11 a.m. regardless of hang-over.
"Did you see that guy in the sailboat? I would love to shag him after I turn 17 and kick bulimia; he is a total Shumay!"
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a thin membrane of skin that is found over some girls' vaginas (NOT the hymen)
I tried to fuck Andrea but her vagina skin got in t..
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Rapid female masturbation.
Wake up, quick flick, shower, dress, work. Easy.
See girls, masterbation, sinful, dirty, jerk off, fun, laz..
