Shumck

What is Shumck?

small jewish penis; referred to smelly shit from a female; black weiner; a bag of meat; a dog cover in bird shit

U R a shumck.

U have a shumck.

Did u eat that shumck last night?

I fucked a shumck last night.

See boner, shumck, back, poopie, lotion

Up Your Dick

1. A term used by 3 girls from Norn Iron to express extreme displeasure at a comment or action against them "Aye, up your dick sure.&..

Vertical Ham Sandwich

1. A rather subtle, tasteful substitution for the word vagina. "If she doesn't close her legs soon that vertical ham sandwich is..

Fire One Off The Cuff

1. To masturbate (male) My bitch wasn't around and I was hornier than a dog with two dicks, so I quickly fired one off the cuff befor..

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