Shumck

What is Shumck?


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small jewish penis; referred to smelly shit from a female; black weiner; a bag of meat; a dog cover in bird shit

U R a shumck.

U have a shumck.

Did u eat that shumck last night?

I fucked a shumck last night.

See boner, shumck, back, poopie, lotion


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