What is Shunkygate?
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The furore and ensuing internal inquest (akin to the Spanish Inquisition) which the boss has after a monstrously huge, unflushed turd is found in an office or workplace toilet.
Breaking news, folks, in the Shunkygate Incident:
DNA tests have revealed the perpetrator of what, inside sources have said, can only be described as a
Loch Ness Peaker .
A statement has been issued by Management saying that "Finally! We can get to the bottom of this mystery."
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