Shurg

What is Shurg?


1.

sexual intercourse by inserting a male’s testicles, and sometimes penis as well. may be vaginal intercourse by inserting testicles into a female’s vagina, or anal intercourse by inserting testicles in a male’s or female’s anus.

he had heard about my skills from some friends. he leaned close to me and asked, “will you shurg me, please?

his tight hole? i wasn't sure if i could. yet the thing is, when i shurg someone, a couple of factors can actually allow it to happen. its not just about the tightness of their hole. the height of the person, the angle of their hole, and how flexible they are with their legs all influence how it goes. most importantly, their degree of relaxation is key - can they open up and take me, or are they fighting me, unyielding?

i was shurgging her as a crowd of naked people gathered to watch.

See ball-fucking, fuck, anal sex, fucking

2.

A cross between a shag and a shrug.

When you don't really care about who you are shagging.

Dennis: OMG...did you hear about Dorita??

Otis: No...What?

Dennis: Bambi tried to shurg her yesterday.

Otis: haha...bambi is crap in the sack tho.

Dennis: How do you know?

Otis: Don't ask...

See shag, shrug, care, cross, bambi

3.

The overflowing of a soda can with foam, usually upon opening the can.

"Son of a bitch, my Coke just shurged all over my lap!!"

4.

shurg: developed from a combination of sure and shag: positively implying fidelity: a good, steady lay

"dude, your gf is the biggest shurg ever!"

5.

Surfing term used to describe a really sweet event. Could also be used in non-surfing situations as a non-expletive substitute for "fuck."

"Dude, that was one shurging wave."

"You are shurging awesome!"

See Erika


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