Shurtle

What is Shurtle?

The act of removing a turtle from its shell, then proceeding to shit in the then empty shell and throwing it in somebody's general direction.

Damn I just got shurtled

Eotfofyl

1. In the jargon of Magic: The Gathering, EOTFOFYL is an acronym for "End of turn Fact or Fiction, You lose". Fact or Fiction is ..

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1. hiding. embarrassed. not looking. its so cute! hehehe. e: i.l.y. g: what? e: (('').('')) e: never mind. g: ok....

Zimming

1. The practice of passing yourself off as a great lover, when in fact you're really just a pathetic self-abuser who took his cousin t..

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