Shurtle

What is Shurtle?

The act of removing a turtle from its shell, then proceeding to shit in the then empty shell and throwing it in somebody's general direction.

Damn I just got shurtled

Velociteer

1. A person who enjoys and often practices activities which involve speed and velocity. Jane is a velociteer, she must have passed me at m..

Premek

1. An aspiring dirty old man. Premek is hoping a buxom, nubile female will come his way. See jack..

Crackachino

1. An overpriced drink that only stupid white people will buy. Check Starbucks...

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