Shurtle

What is Shurtle?

The act of removing a turtle from its shell, then proceeding to shit in the then empty shell and throwing it in somebody's general direction.

Damn I just got shurtled

Zero-dark-buffalo-hour

1. A time to be ready that is considered too early in the morning. Usually, it is a time between 02:00 and 05:00 a.m. Example One: Direct..

Pharting

1. Verb. When you fart in such a way that it sounds like you've shat yourself. If you actually do shit yourself, technically it is sha..

Nougas

1. The general definition for nougas is a small blue piece of tissue paper, however it can be used in many other situations. "What th..

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