Shurtle

What is Shurtle?

The act of removing a turtle from its shell, then proceeding to shit in the then empty shell and throwing it in somebody's general direction.

Damn I just got shurtled

Nespressoholic

1. Individual addicted to coffee from Nespresso machines. Melitta drip coffee is like a caffeine version of methadone if you're a Nes..

Velcroed

1. when you scrape your skin on velcro creating large scratch patch. i just got velcroed on his shoes! 2. to get one's moustache in..

Osyvm

1. Acronym for: "Oh sank you vay much" a common mispronunciation of "Oh thank you very much" by those of Japanese desce..

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