Shurtle

What is Shurtle?

The act of removing a turtle from its shell, then proceeding to shit in the then empty shell and throwing it in somebody's general direction.

Damn I just got shurtled

Omgzergrush

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Gift Wrap

1. The act of floating a sheet or two of shit roll on the surface of the water in a toilet bowl, then dropping a turd square in the middle ..

Emsily

1. The drunken substitute for Emily. After a bottle of sour apple Vodka, Jagermeister and maryjane the common name Emily becomes Emsily...

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