Shurtle

What is Shurtle?

The act of removing a turtle from its shell, then proceeding to shit in the then empty shell and throwing it in somebody's general direction.

Damn I just got shurtled

Rudy Poody

1. Same as "rudy-poo," but more Southern. "One who is lame, puss, or otherwise, clueless" Clueless as in thinks he o..

Mountbattened

1. blown up; exploded; detonated The expression 'mountbattened' comes from Louis Francis Albert Victor Nicholas George Mountbatt..

Joe Bowles

1. When Your Ball Sack Turns Into The Size Of A Raisin, Then It Reemerges, To Look Like A Vagina. Also It Starts To Smell Of A Portuguese B..

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