What is Shut The Fuck Up Jewelry?
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A nice ring, bracelet, earrings, or necklace given to a serious girlfriend at Christmas time that allows a man to avoid the subject of engagement. This gift silences the woman when the topic of marriage is brought up by friends and family. Not a permanent solution, however, there may be an increase in sexual activity, especially oral.
"Hey Charlie, you spend a pretty penny on that diamond necklace for Alisa?"
"Hell ya!" "She finally stopped talking about her best friend getting married and she is down for anything in bed. That shut the fuck up jewelry is worth it."
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fuck-less-ness (n): the state of having no sex, or lack of fuck.
Nookieless
1.his fucklessness started when he stopped using deoderan..
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When a co-worker e-mails you something to work on that is half ass and resembles a a big turd.
Hey Mike, thanks for that keyboard steam..
