What is Shut The Fuck Up Jewelry?

1.

A nice ring, bracelet, earrings, or necklace given to a serious girlfriend at Christmas time that allows a man to avoid the subject of engagement. This gift silences the woman when the topic of marriage is brought up by friends and family. Not a permanent solution, however, there may be an increase in sexual activity, especially oral.

"Hey Charlie, you spend a pretty penny on that diamond necklace for Alisa?"

"Hell ya!" "She finally stopped talking about her best friend getting married and she is down for anything in bed. That shut the fuck up jewelry is worth it."

See stfu
16

Random Words:

Lcd Tits
1. Flat tits or tits with no curves 1) Man, those asian chicks are all about the lcd flat screens. 2) LCD tits ftw See lcd, tits, asian,..
Read more
April 1st
1. international rick roll day. they day where everyone celebrates the act of rick rolling by tricking as many people as you can to watch ..
Read more
Revere Cum Rattle
1. A sex act that is do be done at a beach, not nessacrily Revere beach. After spending hours in the water naked allowing the salt water t..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free