What is Shut The Fuck Up Jewelry?
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A nice ring, bracelet, earrings, or necklace given to a serious girlfriend at Christmas time that allows a man to avoid the subject of engagement. This gift silences the woman when the topic of marriage is brought up by friends and family. Not a permanent solution, however, there may be an increase in sexual activity, especially oral.
"Hey Charlie, you spend a pretty penny on that diamond necklace for Alisa?"
"Hell ya!" "She finally stopped talking about her best friend getting married and she is down for anything in bed. That shut the fuck up jewelry is worth it."
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the equivalent of a regular berry but juiced with floozy.
used to describe an individual with particulary whorish charachteristics.
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a greek name meaning god of underwater love-making
Arsalan Aquamemnon Ahmed oh jeez that guy must be an underwater sex god
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mr. duzak's gigantic penis and testicles while inside his pants make duzak's pack.
duzak's pack is so fucking big
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