Shut Up Miguel

What is Shut Up Miguel?

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If some dude keeps runnin their mouths off and the normal "shut up" won't do the trick, you gots to confuse the shit out of them. When you say "SHUT UP MIGUEL!" you got a 3 second period of silence where you can either run or change the subject.

Some dude: Do you believe in god?

You: SHUT UP MIGUEL

(3 second period to gather yourself)

You: Hey, what did you have for breakfast?

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
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