What is Shutever?
1.
An expression of overpowering disinterest in a topic of discussion and an equally overpowering desire for the conversation to end.
Idiot: Aren't my new faded pants that are just like everyone else's new faded pants just SOOO great?!
You: Shutever.
2.
1) shut up + whatever = shutever
2) a cross between shut up and whatever
Bob: Sally, you're such a kiss ass.
Sally: Shutever! I'm just doing my job, unlike SOME people...
Bob: You shutever, biatch!
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3.
a combination of "shut up" and "whatever" used in times of frustration.
"Those jeans make your ass look fat."
"Shutever, bitch."
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4.
a combination of the commonly used phrases
"I did not take the last cookie! Shutever Tony!"
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5.
term to use when one can't decide whether to say "shut up" or "whatever"
Person One: "I heard you slept with Jason last night"
Person Two: "SHUTEVER JULIE GOSH"
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