Shvanz Edit Meaning

1. This is performing three or more of the following on more than one unsuspecting victim in a night; rusty trombone, rim job, reach around..

1. The feeling for one's need to a bowel movement. Damnit, if I don't find a bathroom now I'm going to lose my crappetite! ..

1. what do you think it means? could you pass me some toilet paper??..