What is Shwa?
1.
The city of Oshawa, east of Toronto...
Also known as "dirty shwa"
The only good jobs around here are in the dirrrty shwa car factory.
2.
a term of a really hard fuck
"wow, we had a great shwa"
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3.
shwa--also see, whoa. expressing great excitement. or like the opposite.
Bob: i just won 500 dollars!
Cara: SHWA!
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4.
a person with the full name joshua, but everyone says josh, so u take the end of joshua "shua" and change the spelling, coming up with a rather crafty nick name
what up shwa
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5.
created by an unassuming and brilliant broad named Bubba, shwa has many different applications and meanings, depending on circumstance and emotion involved. A hybrid of the archaic expression, "say what?" shwa has developed a life of its own and is traveling over the country as it is exchanged in conversation.
Originally used as Bubba-speak for, "What!!!!" shwa is now taking on any myriad of meanings. See examples below...
Example A:
Beets: Oh man Patrick O'Sullivan just scored a short-handed goal!!!
Bubba: Shwa!!! THAT'S ROCKIN!!! GO PATTY O!!!
Example B:
JSR: That new girl thinks Lenny is stupid, Bubba.
Bubba: Shwateva...
Example C:
ItsMraHole2U: Hey Bubba, I am in need of your superior advice...
Bubba: Ah yes, the office of the Shwalillama is now open...
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6.
A level 6 swear word (one level above the fuck), such a slur could be used in the context of an adjective, a noun, a verb, and even an adverb. Its origins are full of ambiguity, but its intentions are clear. Calling someone shwa is sinful, but calling someone a shwa may result in expulsion...of life.
Adjective - "John has a shwa tie on"
Verb - "I would never want to shwa"
Noun - "_____________"
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7.
1) An exclimation.
2) A way to say something without using any real words.
Example A)
Ari: I need to go change my top. It's too hot.
Ave: SHWA?!
Example B)
*silence*
Ave: shwa
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