What is Shwack?
1.
1. (n) The action of slapping someone in the face with one's calve
2. (v) To slap someone in the face with your calve
3. (interjection) The sound made by slapping someone in the face with your calve.
"That wasn't a smack. That was a.. a shwack!"
"If you don't shut up about your weird Wapanese bullshit, I swear I'm going to shwack you!"
"And then there was this load SHWACK as her leg slapped me in the face!"
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2.
to jump onto or cut apart trees or bushes with your snowboard.
damn, did you just see him shwack that bush. that was sick. My turn!
3.
Sh-whack
Similar to FUBAR or clusterfuck but is for when you have to be quiet.
AKA: Doing a test your probably gonna fail.
"The final is today class, it is worth 300 points"" Teacher
"Shwack"- Me
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4.
To slap a hoe across the face with your wank
I totally shwacked that slut stacy last night. Left a mushroom shaped tattoo on her face and everything.
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5.
Shwack is another way to say masturbate. My friend is named Shwack because he shwacks a lot.
i shwack two times in the morning, i shwack two times at night. I shwack two times in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright. I shwack two times in time of peice and two in time of war. I shwack to times before i shwack two times and then i shwack two more.
6.
To hit someone in the nuts.
Walk up and shwack him!
7.
a whole shitload, usually used to describe illicit substances....or beer.
Wow! I didn't know you were gonna get a thousand pills. Dude thats a shwack of E man.
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