What is Shwam?
1.
Indication that you've just been owned.
Oh Shwam son, you want some ice with that burn????
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2.
TRUE pronounciation of 'one', According to Group X
Schwam.
Doo...
Two and a Heif
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3.
A sex move, whenever you blow your load in someone's face or frontal area unexpectedly, you yell SHWAM! at the top of your lungs. Then tell them to clean up.
Girl: almost done?
boy: SHWAM!
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4.
A volleyball term for an attack coming from behind the back-row attack line. First popularized in late 2000's
Hey, on the next play, give me a SHWAM!
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5.
to hit something, or be hit with something.
Ashley: dude you just shwammed me in the chin with a bottle.
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6.
the area of skin directly behind your knee where your calf and underside of your thigh meet. or the back part of your knee that creases when you bend your knee. meant to gross out people who have no idea what a "shwam" is and thing it is a private area.
"Dude, its so hot out here, my shwams are sweating so bad"
"Dude, i gotta go wipe my shwam, its sweating so bad"
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7.
The single greatest word known to man, to repeat this word is to curse god, commit suicide, and have a group orgy...
Fully male orgy...
Cole: Shwam
Chad: Wut?
Cole: 0.0
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