What is Shwampawampagus?
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A fat, lazy kid who plays RuneScape, eats tacos, and occasionally says "brb in 30" but shows up 2 hours later. Generally, the person(s) is named Pat/Patrick.
OMFG that Pat kid is such a fuckin shwampawampagus. 30 minuts my ass! its been two fuckin hours!
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Adjective- A girl with STD's or a girl that has her man's cash in prizes in a noose.
*At a Club*
Idiot 1- Bro, that..