Shwank

What is Shwank?


1.

A shwank is the very precise art of having a shit and a wank at the same time such that you come at both ends at the same time causing you to pass out.

Also known as schwank.

Julian was found in a such a mess on the toilet. He must have had a Shwank

See shit, wank, schwank, shitwank, crank

2.

another meaning for "sweet" positive notation

Wow! That is shwank!

3.

to simultanously hang a shit and to wank (masterbate).

fuck yeah do it all the time,lowers your chance of getting prostate cancer by fifty percent,yeah fuck yeah shwanking is the way to go!

4.

To take a shit and masterbate at the same time.

"hey, I'm bored, and I've got to take a shit. I guess I could just go shwank and kill two birds with one stone"

See masterbate, wank, wack off, shit, poop

5.

the conjunction of she-wank.

ie female masturbation

i'm off for a shwank.

See wank, she, masturbate, masturbation, female

6.

To masturbate while taking a shower

"I'm getting a verucas, who had a shwank?"

See wank, shower, swank, veruca, wanker

7.

In the card game Hearts, the act of forcing another player to take the Queen of Spades on a trick won with a card valued Four or lower.

Cards played: Four of Diamonds, Three of Diamonds, Two of Diamonds, Queen of Spades.

"You really got shwanked on that trick!"

See damage, hurt, spank, hit, own


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