What is Shwanked?
1.
A term used when someone or something was completely off. When someone fucked up.
(watching the bears game)-wow he really shwanked that kick
Sam-Dude you were horrible in beer pong tonight!
Zac-I know man I shwanked hella cups.
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2.
Term for being totally drunk out of one's mind
"I'm gonna go out and get shwanked outs my mind tonight!"
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