Shwankfest Edit Meaning

1. adj: any thing, rule, law or set of circumstances that doesn't directly assist the interests of the speaker. Man, I can't get..

1. To assume in advance. To have unqualified foreknowlege of an event that may occur. I would presjume that your washer will be delivered ..

1. slang for masturbation, mainly for a judge. see also beat your jesus, and fluff the garfeild the court rules we take a break, so i can..