Shwarmp Edit Meaning

1. fotball term, protect your own goal. Written in a fotball novel. Mind your house! That wanker over there had been roaring that since th..

1. to twotch is to have a little peek at something somebody who twotches is a twotcher somebody who is doing it at that precise moment is..

1. When a girl has a fake eye, you remove said eye and insert penis into socket. I performed optical penetration on Mike's girlfriend..