What is Shweta?
1.
word describing a perfect female. Beautiful, intelligent, sexual, stylish, and with a great personality.
She is so... shweta!
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2.
Extremely gorgeous, goddess of beauty, fair complexioned, has the best personality type and the most loved one. Life of the party who everyone wants to be around.
Oh, I wish I was THAT Shweta.
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3.
A species of girl with one of: beautiful eyes, a cute smile, nice breasts and a hot ass.
Shwetas are found throughout the world, with key types found in canada or australia sucking on various things. They can be categorised into three key main categories.
1) Slut: this type of shweta often resides in canada. She will often perform fast, only partially satisfying sexual acts for little more than one lb of food. This kinda of shweta is to be watched out for as they are often morbidly obese and contract several STDs. These shwetas retain their beauty in eyes and smile.
2) Boring: as the name suggest this type of shweta sits on her rear all day and watches television and movies. Every month of so this type of shweta will let you fondle her breasts for a ten minute time frame, after which she will return to watching TV. This type of shweta has an extremely fast metabolism and hence puts on little weight but she is often unable to perform in bed, the car, table top etc.
3) Cute: this type of shweta holds the highest level of intelligence out of all three categories. The animal shweta gives off a timid, frigid look. However, several cases have shown that upon finding a partner, the animal shweta becomes a sex kitten, doing things that normal species only dream about. This type of shweta enjoys playing with her mate in various public and private locations, handcuffs, vibrators, ice, chocolate, cream and practicing intimate sexual acts. If you are unable to hold an erection, watch out for this kind of shweta.
1) I got shweta to walk my little man for nothing more than three Big Macs.
2) Shweta is stupid. She only lets me touch her breasts once a month.
3) My shweta is a minx. We didn't get any sleep last night after trying sex in ten new places.
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4.
A type of mammal. Hard to spot as not very many in the world. There are a few distinct characteristics which make you know if something is a shweta. Their hair takes the appearace of a bush. This is to show their appreciation for the natural vegetation that is found on earth. They are vegetarians.They also smile alot and blink at the same time making them look rather eccentric however they are a friendly species. They like to crunch on raw rice. One was spotted recently in Wapping.
oh look at that shweta listening to her i-pord
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5.
an adjective universally used as a comparison to the perfect male
Damn, I never knew I could be like Shweta
