Shwib

What is Shwib?


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Short for Short-Haired woman in business. A typical shwib will be an extremely motivated, chatty, social climber whose sole goal in life it to be as successful as possible while stepping over the backs of everyone around her in the acheivement of her goals. Often found in the professions of real estate and politics.

That backstabbing shwib stole my entire client base from me after I introduced her to my business colleagues.

See bitch, social climber, milf, backstabber, cunt, Chilidog


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