What is Shwift?
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when you are mowing your lawn and a furry reptile walkks into your hand shouting SHWIFTY FIVE SHWIFTY DIVE SHWIFTY LIVE!.....
you grab this reptile by the facy and quickly dispose of it under your wife's skirt.
i shwift (ED) the friggity FROPPITY last morning.
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Another term for a vagina.
Guy: I saw you looking at thoes chicks.
Girl: Uhh no, I don't go that way.
Guy: Give it up, we all kn..
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A woman who is attracted to homosexual men unintentionally.
She has a queer complex: the men she likes turn out to be gay.
See homose..