Shwift

What is Shwift?

when you are mowing your lawn and a furry reptile walkks into your hand shouting SHWIFTY FIVE SHWIFTY DIVE SHWIFTY LIVE!.....

you grab this reptile by the facy and quickly dispose of it under your wife's skirt.

i shwift (ED) the friggity FROPPITY last morning.

See sa, es, adf, a, ce, sad, face

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Gizzard

1. General term for exposed pussy lips and/or exposed pink That slut dancing just bent over far enough for me to see her gizzard... 2. w..

F Middy

1. Your lord and master. Invincible. Not only feared by males, but adored by females. F Middy owns your bitch ass...

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