What is Shwift?
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when you are mowing your lawn and a furry reptile walkks into your hand shouting SHWIFTY FIVE SHWIFTY DIVE SHWIFTY LIVE!.....
you grab this reptile by the facy and quickly dispose of it under your wife's skirt.
i shwift (ED) the friggity FROPPITY last morning.
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A Guitar virtuoso of the 80s, like joe Satriani, Steve Vai, and Yngwie Malmsteen. Known for always playins his signature Fender Stratoca..
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After a long and engaging amount of sex with a condom, the male removes the condom from his penis and takes the cum filled weapon and s..
