What is Shwift?
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when you are mowing your lawn and a furry reptile walkks into your hand shouting SHWIFTY FIVE SHWIFTY DIVE SHWIFTY LIVE!.....
you grab this reptile by the facy and quickly dispose of it under your wife's skirt.
i shwift (ED) the friggity FROPPITY last morning.
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Someone who thiks they are awesome and posess skills with the ladies, however in reality is just a dirty peasant.
Mike: Hey did you see..