What is Shwift?
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when you are mowing your lawn and a furry reptile walkks into your hand shouting SHWIFTY FIVE SHWIFTY DIVE SHWIFTY LIVE!.....
you grab this reptile by the facy and quickly dispose of it under your wife's skirt.
i shwift (ED) the friggity FROPPITY last morning.
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n. someone stupid. not usually used as an insult, but rather a buddy name.
"hey, studimyers!"
"yo, betch"
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What you say when something funnyor embarrassinghappens, you pretend to have a camera phone in your hand and say zoom in zoom in! oh day..
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Velcro Forehead!--the act of dramatically slapping back of wrist against forehead, swooning with eyes rolled back--in dismay over some m..
