What is Shwift?
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when you are mowing your lawn and a furry reptile walkks into your hand shouting SHWIFTY FIVE SHWIFTY DIVE SHWIFTY LIVE!.....
you grab this reptile by the facy and quickly dispose of it under your wife's skirt.
i shwift (ED) the friggity FROPPITY last morning.
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The pointless game where 2 men take turns kicking each other in the testicles to see who lasts the longest. Often used to settle an argu..
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1. Another name for a pot whore. Most whores have a dildo and a bong (if they smoke weed) hence in need of a dildo bong.
2. A bong tha..
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To engage in intercourse while on a raft.
I Huckle Fuckle down the mighty Nile...
