Shwift

What is Shwift?


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when you are mowing your lawn and a furry reptile walkks into your hand shouting SHWIFTY FIVE SHWIFTY DIVE SHWIFTY LIVE!.....

you grab this reptile by the facy and quickly dispose of it under your wife's skirt.

i shwift (ED) the friggity FROPPITY last morning.

See sa, es, adf, a, ce, sad, face


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