Shwimp

What is Shwimp?

Any Microsoft employee who develops, works with or supports their server product - SharePoint. Short for "SharePoint Wimp"

At the Microsoft Regional Support Center:

PSS: Good afternoon sir, I'm the shwimp who will assist you with your call today. How can I help you?

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