What is Shwittering?
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to take a shit while doing the twitter thang
while shwittering the other day i realized that i can am creating a timeline of my daily bowel movements so that weeks from now i can read what i wrote and say "gosh, i remember typing that in the burger king bathroom"
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Calling into work claiming you have over slet when actually you can't be bothered to get up cos you are having sex with your boy/gi..