What is Shwittering?
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to take a shit while doing the twitter thang
while shwittering the other day i realized that i can am creating a timeline of my daily bowel movements so that weeks from now i can read what i wrote and say "gosh, i remember typing that in the burger king bathroom"
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What to say to security when they hijack your car in search of drugs
Security* - "Get the F*CK out the car so we can search it you..
