Shwittering

What is Shwittering?


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to take a shit while doing the twitter thang

while shwittering the other day i realized that i can am creating a timeline of my daily bowel movements so that weeks from now i can read what i wrote and say "gosh, i remember typing that in the burger king bathroom"

See twitting, twit, twitter, shit


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