Shwoofty

What is Shwoofty?

an adjective that means something is extremely messy or windblown

example:

*Jan comes in the door*

guy #1 "Whoa, Jans hair is all shwoofty today!"

guy #2 *shakes head*

guy #2 "Bummer."

See messy

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