What is Shy Penis?
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Ted stands by the urinal and pops it out just as Ralph walks into the bathroom. Ted waits and waits and waits, but is unable to force the pee out.
Ralph: What's taking so long? I have to go!
Ted: Seem to have a slight case of shy penis.
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Random Words:
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a sweaty, shitty rag resembling pudding
it was so hot today i made a kansas city pudding rag when i wiped my ass.
See rag, kansas city..