What is Siberian Faux Shart?
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Because of the below freezing temperatures, a wet fart in
Boris was scared he had just sharted his pants, but he soon realised that he has just done a wet fart that had frozen instantaneously. 'Wow', Boris conclued, 'thats what they call a Siberian faux shart'.
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When someone is so drunk they shut one eye, leaving the other eye to focus in on what theyre doing.
P: how much has jim had to drink?
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