What is Sibley?
1.
A Missourian "village" with less than 2 entire people living there. Sibley consists of:
An orchard
A power plant
Fort Osage
Ex-fire department
Post Office
Water department
Ex-honey bee farm
and..
~300 people.
The "best" place in the world to live.
Situated 3 miles away from the hip and happening town of Buckner (they have an entire 2,000 people!)
Gotta love Missouri. MO. .. .. Missouruh. Never come here, please.
*Picks up phone to call and ask for directions*
"How do you get there?"
"Well, you're gonna go north by some orchard *notices HUGE FUCKING SIGN ABOUT ORCHARD 2 miles north* .. then turn right and right again by "the big yellow building" <--- this is proof that you've entered Hicksville. People here don't use street names, they use "the yellow building."
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"So, how's Sibley?"
"Fucking sucks."
See
2.
adj. 1.one whose sole action in life is to irritate/bother/annoy/piss off/send others into a homicidal frenzy. Has the power to annoy inanimate objects.
2.derogatory term for an extremely effeminate male, especially one working in Computing Services.
"Dude, stop being such a sibley, you're really pissing me off!"
"Look at that sibley--he sure is girly."
