Sibley

What is Sibley?


1.

A Missourian "village" with less than 2 entire people living there. Sibley consists of:

An orchard

A power plant

Fort Osage

Ex-fire department

Post Office

Water department

Ex-honey bee farm

and..

~300 people.

The "best" place in the world to live.

Situated 3 miles away from the hip and happening town of Buckner (they have an entire 2,000 people!)

Gotta love Missouri. MO. .. .. Missouruh. Never come here, please.

*Picks up phone to call and ask for directions*

"How do you get there?"

"Well, you're gonna go north by some orchard *notices HUGE FUCKING SIGN ABOUT ORCHARD 2 miles north* .. then turn right and right again by "the big yellow building" <--- this is proof that you've entered Hicksville. People here don't use street names, they use "the yellow building."

----

"So, how's Sibley?"

"Fucking sucks."

See undelicious, village, rockford, gay, sucky

2.

adj. 1.one whose sole action in life is to irritate/bother/annoy/piss off/send others into a homicidal frenzy. Has the power to annoy inanimate objects.

2.derogatory term for an extremely effeminate male, especially one working in Computing Services.

"Dude, stop being such a sibley, you're really pissing me off!"

"Look at that sibley--he sure is girly."


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