Sick Burger

What is Sick Burger?


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A 3/4 lb. of burger (sirloin, chuck, or whatever) heavily saturated with butter, spices, herbs, and AZ gunslinger, grilled to preference, and placed gently between two buttered and grilled buns.Homemade secret sauce excessively applied to bun (mandatory). Other toppings optional.

Caution: Sick burger takes, on average, 2.6 years off most healthy individuals.

"Dude, why are you laying on the floor like that?"

"He can't talk, he just had two sick burgers."

"Man, that sick burger last night really gave me the runs!"

See death, runs, scares, burger


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