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Hardcore anal sex with pirates that involves semi-hard cow's milk cheese (used as vaseline and spermicide)
We just had a yargivarg..
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a childish term for a wood-louse
"Mummy mummy, look at that garden pig!"
See pigs, garden..
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While at work or at the house of someone new you are dating, sometimes you don't want to have a loud shit. So, it is neccessary to..