Side Burns Edit Meaning

1. a very bent penis can also be used as an insult Jeez Jack, why the hell are you such a blizcock?? See Joe 2. a crooked penis that i..

1. A way of travelling across a large space while lieing down on your side sam had to bend and thrust accross the bed See bend, thrust, t..

1. If, while eating a long john, the filling shoots out the end, the long john becomes a schlong john. Can also be used for particularly lo..