Side Jaunt

What is Side Jaunt?

A girlfriend on the side whom your real girlfriend or wife doesn't know about, or doesn't want to know about; Mistress; also known as a side piece

My wife is out of town, so I'm going to Atlantic City with my side jaunt.

My side jaunt lives in Kensington, so I never have to worry about her bumping into my girlfriend.

See girlfriend, mistress, broad, side piece

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