Sideburn Creep

What is Sideburn Creep?


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The imperceptably slow advancement of sideburns.

Somehow Billy's sideburns just kept getting longer, even though he always shaved right up to them. It wasn't intentional, but before he knew it he looked like a 1971 Cincinnati bartender. Sideburn creep had claimed another victim.

See sideburns, porn stache, mutton chops, bear, combover


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