Sideburns Edit Meaning

1.

The only reason Jimi Hendrix got laid.

Man, you know the only reason Jimi Hendrix got laid was because he had sideburns.

2.

Facial haircovering the area just forward of the earson men and certain unfortunate women of Mediterrainian extraction.

The name was derived from Burnside, an American Civil Wargeneral who, whilst clearly a man of style and innovation with his own sideburns, was a terribly poor military commander and was also a renowned figjam.

Man, are you living in the seventies? With those sideburns you could star as a crim in Starsky & Hutch!

See shave, hair, burnside, style, civil war, beard, Busted Hyman

3.

Strips of hair that can be shaven into various forms on the side of one's face.

Many Different Forms include: Astroturf, Handlebars, Chinstraps, Stripes, American Flags, and Naked Ladies.

Mark Waldrop has sideburns like a Baboon, but they still aren't as bad as David Kent's.

See side, burns, hair, chops, mutton

4.

associated with the hairy lip, sideburns are the growth of hair down the side of a mans(or womans) face. Can be styled in various ways using TREsemme products.

Hippie: Dude, look at my hot sideburns

See hair, hairy lip, face, brown, poo

5.

Big long nasty hairs attached to ones cheek. Usually found on irish people, or nasty blonde girls.

A:Hey do you see that girl Jenna?

M:Yeah she has some huge sideburns

See sideburns, sideburnz, shave, hair, pork chops

6.

Monstrosities of nature that brain-challenged guys grow because they think that girls find them sexy. Men with these are often single.

"These sideburns are lady-magnets."

"...No. No they're not."

See hair, dennis, side, burn, facial

7.

When girls shave two landing strips into their pubes.... looks like sidburns

"Dude, I could see her bright red sideburns through her white shorts!"

See pubes, shaved, bush, hair