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While a fairytale begins with, "Once upon a time..." a Texas fairytale begins with, "Hell, you ain't gonna believe t..
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Person who gets up at o-dark-thirty and throws newspapers out of a car while driving in circles. Cranky until sleep is had.
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Someone so ugly, they look like a dog's butt.
Chris is butt-dog ugly...