Sidetwaked

What is Sidetwaked?


1.

When a tweeker is stuck, fixated on an aimless project they feel is so important (i.e. picking their nails or taking apart a radio intent on fixing it) they cannot go where they need to be or do what they should be doing.

Tweeker: "I'll be there in 20 minutes."

2 hours later...

Friend: "I thought you said 20 minutes."

Tweeker: "I know. I got sidetwaked."

(note; no further explaination by tweeker is given to friend because friend often times gets sidetwaked as well. Only in the f@#ked up event if it's an employer and not a friend, an explanation would be deemed necessary.


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