Sidewalk Buffer

What is Sidewalk Buffer?


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The Sidewalk Buffer is the traditional resting place after a long respectable night out on the booze. Sidewalk Buffers consist of the comfortable bed of grass between the road and the footpath. Sometimes they also include a raised sleeping platform ("Bench") and occasionally a free food dispenser ("Rubbish Bin").

Random: Hey dude, got a place to crash tonight?

You: Nah I'm good, I got the Sidewalk Buffer

You: Wanna come over to my Sidewalk Buffer?

Random Drunk Girl: Sidewalk Buffer? Hell yeah!

See sidewalk, buffer, sleep, hobo


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