Sidewalk Olympics

What is Sidewalk Olympics?


1.

When a cop pulls you over and runs field testing for intoxication. ie. Walk a straight line, stand on one foot while touching your nose and sticking your tongue out, and everyones fav. say the alphabet backwards. The Olympic events vary by location. GOld medals given to super drunk drivers who proclaim to the Officer, "I'm not drunk, I am just really tired from staying up drinking all night."

officer: "...Excuse me but can i have you get out of your vehicle and run the intoxicated relay for me."

drunk driver: "Sure, i can do that."

...And heres the lighting of the Sidewalk Olympics torch.

See drunk driving, intoxicated, dui, homer simpson


74

Random Words:

1. Love Ya Like A Sister Until Death Do Us Part its an acronym. see also lylas On my B-Day card to my best friend Catherine I wrote LYLAS..
1. to feel uncomfortable the uncomfortability in the room was so thick you could cut it with a knife! See uncomfortable, comfort, comfort..
1. a brand of rolling papers, most commonly associated with use in marijuana joints rather than hand-rolled cigarettes "Yeah, one pac..