What is Sideways?
1.
adj. The orientation of an asian woman's vagina.
Kim shaved two dots into her bush and made a smiley face with her sideways vagina.
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2.
to become extremely and uncontrollably drunk, high or just plain messed up
Dude, i was so sideways this weekend.
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3.
Disrespectful; without merit
You comin out your face mad sideways
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4.
To leave. Usually the scene of a crime.
My nines on my side going both ways...peel a niggas cap and then I'm sideways.
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5.
A word, when put in front of any word makes it funny
Dude1:Vagina
Dude2:*crickets
Dude1:Sideways Vagina
Dude2:Haha
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6.
Adj. To get into a state of rage or extreme distress.
I ate the last ding-dong and my sister went sideways on me.
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7.
Someone who is very drunk is said to be sideways
You'd be fine if you hadn't gotten so sideways last night.