Sideways Bacon Smile

What is Sideways Bacon Smile?


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Another term for a vagina, based on one's resemblance to two pieces of bacon arranged as to form a shape representative of a smile (turned sideways, no less.)

His womb ferret smashed into her sideways bacon smile.

See vagina, twat, cunt, bacon, pussy


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