What is Sideways Monster Mouth?


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The vagina. Described as such because of its likeness to a monster's mouth, but rotated counter-clockwise ninety degrees into a vertical position.

"Oh my god. There I was drinking my vodka-cran while she shaved her sideways monster mouth..."

See vag, gine, hairy axe wound, meat curtain, pooter


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