Sideways Schmere

What is Sideways Schmere?

when you pinch your ass too early and you get messy shit in your crack.

see: Premature pinch

helpful hint: dip toilet paper in toilet to get wet..ntinue wiping as needed

Defechead

1. a person who for the sake of annoying his friends shtuck his head up a mokeys ass. my name is jon and i stuck my head up a monkeys ass!..

Dustin Greenwood

1. One who is a duffer or is balding man he sure looks like a Dustin greenwood..

Otpj

1. A hand job that is given to a guy while wearing pants, preferably sweatpants. Acronym for "over the pants job". Brian: Dude, ..

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