Sideways Schmere

What is Sideways Schmere?


1.

when you pinch your ass too early and you get messy shit in your crack.

see: Premature pinch

helpful hint: dip toilet paper in toilet to get wet..ntinue wiping as needed


0

Random Words:

1. Either perfoming a roadie or a roadettewhile on I-10 Lisa is a fan of giving MOCO an I-10er! See i-10, highway, expressway, blow job, ..
1. Having a very small penis, more smaller than a micro penis. It is even smaller than a lamcock. Usually the size of 1 mm. I had sex with..
1. A common alternate spelling of eww. A remark of disgust or distaste. There's dog poop all over the front porch!! EIW See eww, gro..