Sidewinder

What is Sidewinder?


1.

Formerly, a species of snake; now more commonly referred to as any individual whose devious and deceitful nature is readily apparent, and as a result, they can't follow the straight and narrow. Instead, they sidewind you! They can't be trusted as far as you can throw them, they perpetually prevaricate, are prone to larcenous activity, etc. In essence, they are "disingenuous disciples of duplicity."

Yet another term coined by V.R. of a regional northeastern supermarket chain.

The usage of this word amongst his peers beggars belief!

Hey, cousin...listen! The nickel-dickin' sidewinder in aisle 2 just stuffed a tenderloin down his, how we say, trousers. Brutal, baby, brutal!

Those who come across this site and read this, who work at this supermarket chain, will readily identify with this and laugh their arse off!

See weave

2.

while drinking heavily at a function and having a normal conversation with someone, and then to randomly turn your head to the side gracefully and throw up. then you proceed to continue the conversation like it never happened.

holy shit! did you just see that over there, she totally pulled a sidewinder and no one even noticed! suave!

See throwing up, party, alcohol, amazing, disgusting

3.

a Air - to - Air missile in the AIM-9 family. The AIM-9 Sidewinder is a short-range heat-seeking missile.

Slider 1 aquired a lock on the YAK-36 Forger and loosed a Sidewinder at him. The poor Russkie bastard never saw it comin.

4.

using the wind to angle a fart towards someone you dont like. leaving them with the puetrid stench yet no one to blame to point a finger at.

Yo that bitch i dont like was down wind of me so i shot a sidewinder at that cunt!

See fart, shit, stink, revenge, shat

5.

a turd so massive that it hits the toilet water while still coming out of your ass and then wraps itself around the bowl

Damn, I just left a sidewinder that wouldn't go down when I flushed, I hadda use the plunger to break it up and flush again

See crap, doody, turd, dump

6.

to take a shit in a urinal

That place dissed me so I left a "sidewinder" in the men's room.

7.

(n.)

The sexual position which has a receiver laying on his or her side, knees brought up close to the chest.

The giver is granted spacious access to the receiver's fjords and thus thrusts vivaciously.

Also:

To pump vigorously into a receiver who lays on his or her side with the knees brought up close to the chest.

This resembles a baseball bat being thrusted in and out between stacked mattresses.

Pregnancy rendered the young couple few options in the area of sexual positions. The sidewinder was their common resort.

Being a small man, Liu and his girlfriend succumbed to the sidewinder instead of doggie.

See sidewinder, doggie, asian, ass to mouth, dvda, missionary, pile driver, donkey punch, cleaveland steamer, houdini, rusty trombone


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