What is Sidewinders?
1.
noun. A pair of female breasts, or nipples, that do not point in the same direction.
"Hey, look at this picture dude, her tits point in different directions"
"Ugh, sidewinders, I hate that shit"
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2.
when you lay a girl on her back and her tits go to her armpits
mimi rogers has sidewinders, her tits are so big that if you lay here down on her back her tits go to her armpits.
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