Siemok

What is Siemok?

1. One who cries into a sink and ends up banging their head on the taps because they had their eyes closed.

2. To bang ones head on the taps of a sink while crying over it. To pull a Siemok

(Pronounced Sigh-mock)

Person 1: Haha look at that Siemok over there. Always banging his head.

Person 2: Yeah, he just pulled a Siemok!

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