Siesta Key

What is Siesta Key?

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The most amazingly beautiful beach in the world. Long pure white sand beaches sun and surf and the finest chicks on the planet. It's the closest to Heaven you will find without the downside of dying.

Johnny Dumass - Yo Miami Beaches are the best in the world.

Judge - FUCK MIAMI! Siesta Key is the shit. Fuck Miami's shitty brown/black sand. Come to Sarasota and bask in the glory of Siesta's white sandy beaches. Plus there are hot chicks.

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