Sift Edit Meaning

1.

Acronym.

Sister I'd *have sex with* Too

Derivation of MILF

Peter: Dude, did you see Chad at parents' night? He's got such a MILF!

Joe: You should see his SIFT!

See milf, sister, sexual intercourse, hot, sexy

2.

word meaning someone who is a bit sleazy. It can be changed to and adjective and it has many uses

'Mike is going for a sift'

'That Mike guy is quite sifty'

'Mike is all about the sift'

See Ben

3.

Save It For Therapy

When someone, "the sharer", gets drunk and shares overly-personal information with an innocent bystander, "the sharee".

Usually the sharer is too much of a dumb assto notice:

1) They are not nor ever will be bestieswith the sharee(s)

2) The sharee(s) isn't/aren't drunk enough to handle said information without their heads exploding

3) The sharee is not their therapist, so the sharee is not getting paid enough to react calmly to said information

Any of these conditions could lead the sharee to exclaim SIFT!

Friend 1: I went to a party with that heinous girl from work last night. I simply ran out of excuses.

Friend 2: What happened?

Friend 1: She downed 3 shots of tequila while I was in the pee-room. I came back and she told me about how her dog can find her g spot. She asked me if that was normal.

Friend 2: EWWWWWW

Friend 1: Yeah, it gets worse... I tried to change the subject by asking her what she wants for her birthday

Friend 2: And????

Friend 1: She wanted to graduate from her dog to a donkey. I should have told her to SIFT that sh*t is gross!

See overshare, confession, wtmi, tmi, sift, therapist

4.

1 The bottom of you bag of weed. contains flakes and weed dust that often times is impotent. Sometimes used to add a little weight to the bag depeding on the douchitude of the dealer. or

2 If your getting ripped off the contents of your entire bag of weed

see shake

1 Weed conissuer 1: I just bought some of that bomb shit man.

Weed conissuer 2: Lets just through that little bit of Sift at the bottom and add it to the blunt to fatten it up a bit.

2 Newbe smoker 1: I paid 40 dollars for this. It looked like a bud because of how compressed it was.

Newbe smoker 2: thats definately 3 grams of sift dude... and it smells like middies

Weed conissuer 1: You bitches got owned. Smoke some of this Blueberry haze with us.

See weed, ganja, shake, owned

5.

Sexually transmitted disease, usually syphilis or gonorrhea.

That chick's such a slut, there's no doubt she's holding the sift.

See boutsos

6.

Verb. To relax, kick back for a while

I'm tired - I really feeling like sifting for a while

See relax, veg out, kick back, sleep

7.

to sort through bodily secretions to find something that was lost in the body ie swallowed

i had to sift three loads before finding my keys

See Persephone