Sigalert

What is Sigalert?


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Any unplanned event that causes the closing of one lane of traffic for 30 minutes or more, as opposed to a planned event like road construction, which is planned separately. Colloquial to Southern California

As I was stuck in traffic due to a SigAlert on the 405, I glanced up at the SUV in front of me (driven by a blondebimbo, wouldn’t you know it) and saw a bumper sticker that read, “I want to be Barbie — the bitchhas everything!”

See socal, traffic, motherfucker, freeway, road rage


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