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When a previously exclusively homosexual person begins a serious relationship with someone of the opposite sex, often out of the blue.
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A bad case of piles.
"Ooh Cecil, me ring rivets are causing me grief, I can't sit down!"
See piles, haemorrhoids, grape..
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One who studies muffins and their behavioural patterns.
Berry's daddy is a muffinologist..
