Signal Failure

What is Signal Failure?

Someone has jumped or been pushed in front of a train on the London Underground.

Platform Announcer: Severe Delays on the District Line due to a signal failure at South Kensington.

Arbitrary Passenger: Ah, that'll be another suicide then.

See london, underground, tube, suicide, signal, failure

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