Signility

What is Signility?

When a senior citizen reads all of the signs outloud to the driver of the vehicle.

Leads to a condition in the driver known as Billboardom.

I was driving mother to the doctor's and she insists on reading every sign and billboard to me.

I think she suffers from Signility.

See billboardom, senior citizen

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